Original Cocaine Energy Supplement
This is it, the world’s most dangerous energy supplement. Women have cried for it and men have died for it. Now, you can get your very own case of 24 cans of this magical elixir directly from the source. No more late nights in dark allies or lurking in parking lots of ill-lit bowling alleys. You can order right from the safety of your own crib. Don’t come crying to us if you can’t handle it, this supplement is hardcore!
Our Price:
$39.95
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Mild Cocaine Energy Supplement
Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah ,blah, we hear you. “I can’t handle the heat”, “I am a wussie”, we have heard them all. We do understand that not everyone is hardcore. If the gene pool were flat, Darwin would never have written his book. So, for those of you who just can’t seem to handle the heat, we have concocted a special formula called Mild Cocaine. It has all the same power, kick, and punch as the Original but no burn.
Our Price:
$39.95
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Free Cocaine Energy Supplement
For those of you who are diabetic or for those of you who have some narcissistic mental disorder, we have formulated Free Cocaine. It is a sugar free version of the Mild ; no burn, no sugar, no balls. However, we dare not deny the sick joy of shoving a can of Cocaine Energy Supplement in the man’s face.
Our Price:
$39.95
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Energy Supplement Sample Pak
Your choice of Original, Cut, or Free.
There are 2 cans in this sample pack which come packaged in a really cool box. This is a great gift or get one for yourself!
Our Price:
$4.99
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Energy Supplement T-Shirt V (old style)
This is the shirt of freedom. Remember the First Amendment?
High Quality cotton in a great red color.
Comes in standard men's sizes.
Vertical Logo.
Our Price:
$16.99
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Energy Supplement Tank Top (old style)
Here it is... the hottest tank top on the market.
Wear this and express your freedom... after all it's part of the constitution.
You know everybody wants some. Women's sizes.
Our Price:
$15.99
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New Energy Supplement T-Shirt V (Coming Soon!)
This is the shirt of freedom. Remember the First Amendment?
High Quality cotton in a great red color.
Comes in standard men's sizes.
Vertical Logo.
Our Price:
$16.99
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New Energy Supplement Tank Top (Coming Soon!)
Here it is... the hottest tank top on the market.
Wear this and express your freedom... after all it's part of the constitution.
You know everybody wants some. Women's sizes.
Our Price:
$15.99
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Cocaine Water Bottle
High quality plastic water bottle emblazened with the Cocaine and Redux logos. Great for camping trips, events, sports, or anytime when you need to drink a lot of something...
Our Price:
$7.99
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Cocaine Poster
Show your love for cocaine with this 24x18" wall poster.
Makes a great mother's day gift!
(Due to limited supply, a real devilgirl is not included)
Our Price:
$7.99
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Cocaine Cooler
Keep your Cocaine Energy Supplement frosty in this heavy-duty rolling cooler. Order one during our limited summer special and save $15!
Our Price:
$64.95
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